I have found happiness and it is in muffin form. LOOK AT THE FORK COMPARED TO THE MUFFIN. I’M IN HEAVEN.
Oh go fuck yourself.
My new hairrrrr :)
This is something my dog would do. Ironically, that dog looks like my dog.
It’s only polite!
amen.
;_____;
We could take our heads off, stay in bed and just make love, that’s all.
I want your hands on my hips, I want you kissing my lips. I want the moon and the stars, I want the whole nine yards. I take off your shirt, you pull off my skirt… And I can’t wait forever, boy. And the moon and the stars and the look in your eyes.. Better find it’s way into me.. And your skin on my skin and the bones that we’re in.. Better slide your way into me..
“You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“There is a freedom
in carving out my heart and
giving it to you.”
— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)
“I don’t think it’s true that blondes have more fun… Trust me, it is not true!” — Mila Kunis (via chocolate-cigarettes)
reasons why i love my coworkers